How it works
From returns truck to your porch
How the loot gets to you
Step 1: We buy truckloads
Returns, shelf-pulls and overstock from major national retailers.
Step 2: We hand-pack your box
18 × 16 × 12 in, sorted by tape color. Every box gets a serial number.
Step 3: You unbox & share
Retail value beats what you pay. Post your haul and tag us.
What could be inside
Every box is a surprise assortment. Past boxes have included:
- Electronics
- Home goods
- Kitchen
- Fashion & accessories
- Beauty
- Toys & games
- Sporting goods
- Seasonal
Contents are random. Chase items are not guaranteed, and no single box or order is promised a chase item. See published odds
Shipping & box size
Classic tape boxes measure 18 × 16 × 12 in. Orders of $75 or more ship free.
- Economy shipping$9.95 · 8 to 10 business days
- Priority processing$19.95 · 4 to 6 business days
- Express processing$29.95 · 2 to 3 business days
Our promise
- Real retail merchandise, hand-packed in Lexington, KY
- Free shipping on orders $75+
- Arrived damaged? Refund or replacement within 30 days.
Boxes hold a surprise assortment of new, open-box, shelf-pull, overstock, customer-return, liquidation, closeout and excess-inventory merchandise sourced from major U.S. retailers. Items may be missing original packaging or show light signs of handling. Porch Pirates is not affiliated with or endorsed by Amazon, Walmart, Target or any brand whose products may appear in a box.